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1 Motay Admi ne ikhbar me ishtehar dekha
1 WEEK ME 5 KILO WAZAN KAM KAREN

Us ne Call ki
Agent ne kaha Roz subah 6 baje tayar hojana

Agly din us k Ghar ek Khoobsurat Larki Ayi aur kaha
"Agar mujhe Pakar Lo to me Tumhari"

Ye keh kr Lrki Bhagi aur Mota us k Pichy Bhaga,
But
Pakar nahi saka
Wo Roz Ati, wo Roz Bhagta
Poora Hafta Guzr gaya
uska weight 5 kg Kam hogaya

Usko Maza aya to usne 25 KG walay Package K Liye Call kerdi

Agli Subah 6 Baje
Darwaze pe
PATHAN aya aur Kaha
Khocha Bhago,
Agr Ham ne tumko Pakar liya, to Tum hamara.

O teri kher.